confessabehr:

“you’re just missing a concert” they said

“it’s not like it’s a big deal” they said

“it’s just a band” they said

“what are you doing with that axe” they said

whenever I bake something Dad hangs over my shoulder “why don’t you do this? why are you doing it that way? You need to add this, don’t burn that blahblahblah” Like fuck off, I do this for a living. I make this shit EVERY day in massive amounts, Im pretty sure I know how to make a fucking apple slice for gods sake. 

My jaw is in agony. I don’t know what’s wrong with it. I counted my teeth and I already have all my wisdom teeth, I can’t think of anything else that would hurt this bad.